Credenda Files - How to Lie With Facts and Odd Conclusions
'Cuz it's a great big stupid world And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around Great big stupid world And we're never really sure if we're up or down We're on a dirt clod out in space Where it stops nobody knows If Jesus came back today They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show 'Cuz it's a great big stupid worldGreat big stupid world - Randy Stonehill "Great Big Stupid World" Well, I'm not sure if Obama is worse for the constitution than Bush, I'll have to wait and see, though I'm still not totally sure he's even a legal citizen and that has it's own problems. What I see happening though, in the future, is more of the same when it comes to the new world order and the trampling of national and state sovereignty. And it will be for our own good. Consider the following: Bread is Dangerous 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations. 4. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. 5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body and mind. The effects are obviously cumulative: * 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread. * 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread. * 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread. * 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident. * 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently. 6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate. 7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day! 8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis. 9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days. 10. Newborn babies can choke on bread. 11. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts. 12. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person. 13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. 14. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death. In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions: 1. No sale of bread to minors. 2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers. 3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread. 4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage. 5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools. Seriously folks. Be careful what people with power think is in your best interest. Even if it sounds totally reasonable, it still might be as reasonable as a war against the evils of toast Labels: Abuse of Power, Constitution, credibility, Dictatorship, Facism, Freedom, government, Independence, legislation, Politics, Rights, Sovereignty, Tyranny |














